Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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