Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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what goes boo a sock

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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