Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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