- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

minorities

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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