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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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