why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Anti Joke

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