What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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can you touch your toes? no

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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