Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Communism hehe xd

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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