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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

TIMMY

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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