I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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