Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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