What is green and slow Grass.

what is the color of a burp burple

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

batman farted so hes retarded

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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