- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

MOOOOOOOOOOO

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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