- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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