- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

France had one revolution

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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