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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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