- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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