what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Ol-ive

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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people magazine

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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