- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A storm be brewin!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Sir, your wife is dead

Tucker Rivera

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

ur gay

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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