Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Soccer...

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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this website even though its hilarious.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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(Insert joke here)

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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