Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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