- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

roses are red violets are indigo

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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