- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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