What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

The EPA.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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