Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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dassa

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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