What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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