- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A French man gets into a fight

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

I like school Said no one ever.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

meh

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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