- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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