- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

I like the color potato.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Wolfjob.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

say it ten times fast: oh

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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