- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

smell the vitamin C

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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