- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

politically correct!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

dick dick dick... frogs

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

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