What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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