- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Woman rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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