- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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