- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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