Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Women's rights.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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