what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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