A woman wears a dress.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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