How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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