how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Your mom is so old she died

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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