Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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