- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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