- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

A women in the kitchen.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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