- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.