- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

dick dick dick... frogs

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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