Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I regret everything.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

God. God.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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