Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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