- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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