- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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