- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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