I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

The lion swallowed his pride.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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