why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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