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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Church.

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How old is your mom Dead

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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