What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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i committed murder

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What is cowboy say

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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