Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Neil Lewis

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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