What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

epic win?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A seal walks into a club.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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