ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Anti Joke

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