- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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