your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Get some flipping new jokes people

Adam Chebali has no life

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