- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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