- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Gus's mom

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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