- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

You idiot.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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