- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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