Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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