- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A baby seal walks into a club.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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