What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

an ethopian thanksgiving

An Artic Storm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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