- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

so today i took a poop. hehe

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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