Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Tucker Rivera

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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