- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

your life

I have a gay camel

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Nah

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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