Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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NASCAR

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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