- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

XD Jackass.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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