three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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