Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Knock knock come in.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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