whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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