- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

every knight i see an owl at window

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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