- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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