- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Not a joke.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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