- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

u suck

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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