- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two guys walk into a bar.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Is maynaise an instrument?

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

here's a joke... the american education society

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Do you like apples? Yes

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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