there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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