Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Christianity

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Where's my tractor?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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CHORGLUND

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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