How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

L's I's that took Viagra.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Stop procrastinating.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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