- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Stop procrastinating.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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