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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Albino African Americans

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Neither did she.

SBB

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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