Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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