- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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