- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did? Yes

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do u call a cripple Biv

This statement is false.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.