Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How High is a Chinese man

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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