Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Ben Corbishley

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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